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    #TRUEBEAUTY - Dove Real Beauty Mirror Test →

    I’M IN THIS AMAZING VIDEO FROM aboveaverage BY THE BRILLIANT emilyaltman MAKING FUN OF THOSE HORRIBLE DOVE ADS AND IT’S EXPLODING ALL OVER THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ***E N J O Y*** 

    — 2 days ago
    liartownusa:

Bickford National Vacation Cemetery, Fayetteville, West Virginia: “A Place to Honor, Mourn, and Relax”

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm niiicccccce

    liartownusa:

    Bickford National Vacation Cemetery, Fayetteville, West Virginia: “A Place to Honor, Mourn, and Relax”

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm niiicccccce

    — 3 weeks ago with 281 notes
    #LSSP @UCB 3/19 GET YOUR CONFORMITY ON  get tickets now / usually sells outhttp://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3431 

    #LSSP @UCB 3/19 GET YOUR CONFORMITY ON

      get tickets now / usually sells out
    http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3431 

    — 1 month ago
    charlaface:

Remember when I told you that black people were magic? 

    charlaface:

    Remember when I told you that black people were magic? 

    (Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

    — 1 month ago with 5718 notes

    andrewford:

    captainhippo:

    MONKEY LOVE Preview

    We got some amazing people to be in this insane series. Monkey Love premieres next week. Six episodes.

    Thanks to Above Average for lettin us do this thing.

    I sing the theme song.

    WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! this looks great.

    (via mikeantonucci)

    — 1 month ago with 10 notes
    UCB's Sketchy Advice: Achilles Stamatelaky →

    ucbcomedy:

    Sketchy Advice: A comedy writing column from UCB Comedy. Established sketch writers from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre offer sketch students advice on being creative, the writing process, and adding to a writer’s room.

    This week’s featured writer is Achilles Stamatelaky, a writer for…

    Love this! Excellent advice!

    — 1 month ago with 54 notes

    thetonyshowucb:

    How do Quantum Physics, Hindu Scripture, Celtic Cyphers, Ghosts and Holographic Multiverses affect your ability to drag yourself out of bed in the morning and realize your True Self? 

    The Whisper. 

    The Whisper is a secret phrase uttered by Pict Wizards, Druid Masters, Kabbalah Rabbis among others. it is the key to all areas of success in your life. 

    This seminar will help you unlock the potential that you probably don’t have and convince you that you can do things you shouldn’t. Join our host, Unity Q and a cabal of official sounding, yet, uninformed guests, as he takes you on a journey of self discovery that will cost you money and provide no real answers. 

    — 1 month ago with 8 notes
    19 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me Before I Turned 20 so I Didn’t Waste a Decade: →

    msmensen:

    a list poem for working-class girls trying to grow up and into themselves

    1. It is okay to leave anyone and anything and anyplace that makes you feel like shit. It’s hard, but it’s okay. And fuck explaining anything to anyone, unless you want to. Let them fucking wonder.

    2. Know who the fuck…

    One of the smartest pieces of advice I’ve encountered in a long time. Really correct!

    — 1 month ago with 9342 notes
    "Do whatever you want. I’m setting the camera up wide. No close-ups. Comedy only happens when there is a relationship. We’ll see both you and Bill at the same time. Comedy lives in the two shot."

    Harold Ramis

    This is one of the single most important statements made about how to direct a comedy. I am not exaggerating. Shittier comedy directors focus on closeups, so you can see actors make silly faces. Great directors use more wide shots, so you can feel how everyone reacts.

    (via curtisretherford)

    Noted. 

    (via patbaer)

    (via paulbriganti)

    — 1 month ago with 184 notes
    "Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

    When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

    It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

    I mean, it’s just true.

    (via tealeafprincess)

    “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

    That’s it.  That’s it right there.

    (via oddpicturesoddpeople)

    This is what I think about when men tell me to “relax.”

    (via astonoha)

    — 1 month ago with 214874 notes