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    paulftompkins:

    This was quite a journey! I spent the better part of a day going back and forth with a guy that I was not entirely sure was for real at first, then I absolutely got fooled, and then I realized I got fooled. It was fun. The guy said some LEGITIMATELY funny stuff when he was “in character.” And it all ended in a way that I felt good about.

    It’s pretty much all laid out in the screencaps, But let me elaborate here:

    HEY YOUNG MEN! I know it seems like women complain a lot about how they are represented in media, including fiction, and how it seems like they want entertainment tailored specifically to them, and how they seem to want ALL of pop culture to be politically correct or feminist-ized or whatever it is you think they want, but really, what’s happening is that women are tired of seeing garbage women characters in most of our entertainment. And they’re wondering, Would it really be so much trouble to make more realized female characters? You could still have all your CGI and action and science fiction and drama and swords and stuff, but the female characters could be a little more fleshed out and interesting. And the entertainment would still be good and would, in fact, be better.

    Guys, instead of  thinking, “Hey, not everything has to be politicized,” try thinking, “I wonder what it would be like for me if the situation were reversed, and how I’d feel if in the vast majority of the entertainment I consumed, the male characters were few and far between and then mostly used as talking props & plot devices. I wonder if I’d get kinda tired of that and occasionally I’d say something, even a little joke, just to ease the annoyance a little.”

    Fellows. Listen to the women in your lives. Ask them questions. It will change your perspective for the better. Years ago, I got into a brief argument with two female friends of mine about a movie— it does not even matter which movie— that they viewed as sexist and I did not. I couldn;t even fathom how they could see it that way. I tried to argue that it was not sexist. In recounting our discussion to another party, it was pointed out to me that they might have a different viewpoint based on their life experiences, and that it was not for me to tell them that their interpretation was incorrect. And that I was probably getting defensive about it because if the movie was sexist, it followed that my liking it would make me appear sexist. And that’s when I realized that none of this was about me, and maybe I should shut up and listen and try to understand. And also to be more aware of things like this and develop not just my sympathy, but my empathy.

    I will only ever be able to empathize so much with women, because my experience as a white male in America is vastly different from that of anyone who is not that. But I can relate to:

    • not being taken seriously
    • not being listened to
    • being dismissed
    • being condescended to
    • having something explained to me that I already understand

    And I having had those experiences, I am now more inclined to TRY to understand where someone is coming from if they are telling me they are having a similar experience with our culture.

    So guys: just try. You don’t even really have to dig that deep. Think about your own experiences as a person, then apply that to someone else. It gets easier the more you do it, and it makes your life better.

    Anyway, I hear Dawn of The Planet of The Apes is pretty good! 

    — 1 month ago with 4104 notes

    steveagee:

    A video written by Jake Fogelnest with myself, Moshe Kasher and Rich Fulcher. 

    America’s Next Sick F*ck from Funny Or Die

    THIS IS SO GOOD

    — 1 month ago with 36 notes
    usengageun:

Today is Malala Day! Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani blogger who drew global attention after the Taliban shot her in the head for advocating girls’ education, is celebrated her 17th birthday yesterday. Please join us in raising your voice for girls worldwide: http://uni.cf/GS14 #GirlSummit UNICEF

    usengageun:

    Today is Malala Day! Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani blogger who drew global attention after the Taliban shot her in the head for advocating girls’ education, is celebrated her 17th birthday yesterday. 

    Please join us in raising your voice for girls worldwide: http://uni.cf/GS14 #GirlSummit UNICEF

    (via smartgirlsattheparty)

    — 1 month ago with 1411 notes
    liviascottstyle:

When it comes to do’s & don’ts for summertime makeup, I think the biggest #1 DON’T is =RED LIPSTICK= no no noooooooo!!! When you’re hot and in the sun your skin gets red, whether your skin is white, black, tan, pale or dark, doesn’t matter - red undertones pick up and slapping red lipstick on is going to make you look like a lobster and make the people looking at you feel even hotter than they do already and run away from you as fast as they can because all of a sudden they HAAAAAAAATE you and they don’t even know why! NO RED LIPSTICK IN THE SUMMER I AM TELLING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Maybe you already know this and do what I usually do, which is a soft pink with lots of lip gloss. But you know what? That’s boring!  WE NEED TO MIX IT UP BECAUSE IF WE DON’T MIX IT UP WE WILL DIE OF BOREDOM OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So! If you want to do a dramatic lip in the summer without going RED, what you want to do is choose a color that is darker than pink in the “brown family” (you don’t want to go darker in the red tones, like fuchsia, because then you’re just going backwards on a one way ticket to Lobstertown USA and you don’t want to do there because it’s too hot and no one there is happy and it sucks and you get boiled alive in a pot!Choose a lip liner that is slightly darker in color to make your lips appear fuller and LINE THOSE LIPS BITCH!
Then shine em up with lots of gloss because it makes men think about blowjobs.
Now! WTF do you do now with the rest of your makeup? AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE HUNEY!!!! If your lips are poppin you wanna balance that shit out with subtle eyes. I like to do a shimmery shadow with just mascara.
And that’s it! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOH WAIT PS Would you like to know which lipsticks and shadows I recommend? hit me up at Livialand@gmail.com for a free style consultation and I’ll tell you!

    liviascottstyle:

    When it comes to do’s & don’ts for summertime makeup, I think the biggest #1 DON’T is =RED LIPSTICK= no no noooooooo!!! When you’re hot and in the sun your skin gets red, whether your skin is white, black, tan, pale or dark, doesn’t matter - red undertones pick up and slapping red lipstick on is going to make you look like a lobster and make the people looking at you feel even hotter than they do already and run away from you as fast as they can because all of a sudden they HAAAAAAAATE you and they don’t even know why!

    NO RED LIPSTICK IN THE SUMMER I AM TELLING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    Maybe you already know this and do what I usually do, which is a soft pink with lots of lip gloss. But you know what? That’s boring!  WE NEED TO MIX IT UP BECAUSE IF WE DON’T MIX IT UP WE WILL DIE OF BOREDOM OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So! If you want to do a dramatic lip in the summer without going RED, what you want to do is choose a color that is darker than pink in the “brown family” (you don’t want to go darker in the red tones, like fuchsia, because then you’re just going backwards on a one way ticket to Lobstertown USA and you don’t want to do there because it’s too hot and no one there is happy and it sucks and you get boiled alive in a pot!

    Choose a lip liner that is slightly darker in color to make your lips appear fuller and LINE THOSE LIPS BITCH!

    Then shine em up with lots of gloss because it makes men think about blowjobs.

    Now! WTF do you do now with the rest of your makeup? AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE HUNEY!!!! If your lips are poppin you wanna balance that shit out with subtle eyes. I like to do a shimmery shadow with just mascara.

    And that’s it! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    OH WAIT PS
    Would you like to know which lipsticks and shadows I recommend? hit me up at Livialand@gmail.com for a free style consultation and I’ll tell you!

    — 1 month ago with 3 notes
    liviascottstyle:

#LiviaStyleTips Inexpensive clothing stores near the subway stops in Brooklyn and Queens have the best shit, like these $12 shoes that I’ve been wearing all summer. They’re from a store right off the J Z on Mertyl.Aside from the price, the heel is low so they give a little lift without being fuuuucking painful and the multicolor pattern goes with everything, like this red skirt, green umbrella and pink shirt I’m wearing that you can’t see.
looking to spruce up your wardrobe? email me for a free consultation at Livialand@gmail.com  

    liviascottstyle:

    #LiviaStyleTips

    Inexpensive clothing stores near the subway stops in Brooklyn and Queens have the best shit, like these $12 shoes that I’ve been wearing all summer. They’re from a store right off the J Z on Mertyl.

    Aside from the price, the heel is low so they give a little lift without being fuuuucking painful and the multicolor pattern goes with everything, like this red skirt, green umbrella and pink shirt I’m wearing that you can’t see.

    looking to spruce up your wardrobe? email me for a free consultation at Livialand@gmail.com  

    — 1 month ago with 2 notes

    liviascottstyle:

    Welcome to LiviaStyle!

    For years, people have been complimenting me on how I put outfits together and my general sense of style: hair, makeup, eyewear, whether or not my dude friends should have facial hair and what kind, etc. So I decided to start a side business and turn these skillz into some MUTHAFUCKIN MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Here’s a testimonial from my first client:

    "Livia was fantastic to work with. She’s got a great gift as a style consultant, she knew just what part of my look to keep, and what parts to let go of. All of her advice was tailored to my body, and face, and personality. When you’re ready to whip your look into shape, she’s the coach you want in your corner!" T.B.

    hit me up for a free consultation at Livialand@gmail.com

    NEW BUSINESS! for a free consultation contact me at livialand@gmail.com

    — 1 month ago with 3 notes
    #style  #comedy  #livia scott  #fashion  #smallbusiness 
    America: A Review →

    meganamram:

    How to begin this review? Few countries that debuted in the 1700s have been as controversial or long running (it’s into its 236th season now) as America. It may not have the staying power of perennial favorites such as China or the credibility of indie darlings such as Finland, but America

    — 1 month ago with 2465 notes
    Wedding Shower Gift Ideas →

    inevitablelifetime:

    It’s early summertime which means, Wedding Shower Season!! I just love the wedding shower tradition in our culture! It is so lovely to shower the soon-to-be married couple! No matter what you’ve heard or experienced, getting a great wedding shower gift does not have to be difficult. <3 In fact, I

    Kerry O’Brien is so brilliant and funny. enjoy

    — 1 month ago with 4 notes
    I Am The Guy That Writes Your Name On Your Starbucks Cup →

    hothotphone:

     ”It’s the best part of my job and I will never stop.” LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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    I am the guy that writes your name in black marker on your Starbucks cup. I probably write around five hundred customers’ names every day. Recently, it has come to my attention that people are not always satisfied with the name I’ve written. In fact, many people say that the names are…

    (Source: hothotphone)

    — 2 months ago with 46074 notes
    Don’t Give Up

    I realize this may sound like bragging but I really mean it as an encouraging piece of advice: every now and then I run into former teachers and fellow students from college who say I look exactly the same, and I have to confess it’s not because I’m super healthy. It’s because I’m happy.

    As difficult as life can be at times, especially in a place that is as ruthlesslessly financially hostile to artists and entertainers as NYC is, I am living the life I want to live. I’ve never given up on my dreams, I’ve never settled for ho-hum romance or relationships that didn’t really move me, and I keep hope in my heart that my life will continue to expand and grow to be happier and even more fulfilling than I can imagine.

    I wouldn’t be able to have this attitude if it weren’t for my close friends who have picked me up so many times when I’ve been down, and the communities that have welcomed me: The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and The Atlantic Theater Company Acting School.

    If you feel lost, reach out. If you feel lonely, find a community. If you need a friend, message me.

    Don’t give up.

    With Love,
    Livia

    with Adam Wade & Cynthia Silver #LSSP May show

    — 2 months ago with 2 notes
    #ucb  #ucbtheatre  #adamwade  #cynthiasilver  #atlantictheatercompany  #LSSP LiviaScottSketchProgram 
    It's my 10 year comedy anniversary! Maybe. Also, I quit. →

    giuliarozzi:

    It’s my 10 anniversary of doing comedy! Maybe. The first time I ever did stand-up was at a high school talent night. I did a bunch of jokes about “if Mr. Brady is an architect why did he design only 2 bedrooms for 6 kids?” I’m pretty sure I stole that bit from TV so that’s not really when I…

    this is great. <3 that Giulia

    — 2 months ago with 27 notes
    Overcome Your Programming And Be A Better Man

    thechrisgethardshow:

    When I was a freshman in high school, I made a series of battle plans along with my older brother and his friends that detailed how we’d take out our entire school once we obtained guns and bombs.

    This happened while huddled over my dining room table, and it was funny. We drew blueprints. We made maps. We organized lists of ammunition and inventory and all the different things we’d need to make our military raiding of our own school a success. We figured we’d all have cyanide pills to take ourselves out before we got arrested. We knew we had to take over the nurse’s office first – it’s where all the medical supplies were and it also had no windows, which made it a perfect place for our final showdown when we were inevitably backed in by police as we burned out in a blaze of glory in our bold last stand.

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    — 2 months ago with 4033 notes

    #gofuckyourselfben benkronberg

    — 2 months ago